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Anyhow It "Was Spoiled Goods
FIRST little girl: Pretty good show, isn't . it?
Second little girl : Yes ; I'm glad I came. We tried to get into the show across the street, but they wouldn't let anyone under sixteen in. "What was the picture?" "I forget. Oh, yes, I know now. It was 'Damaged Rags.' " Mary Martin, Youngstown, O.
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Aitch IN "The Scarlet 1 Woma n," Olga Petrova's husband, learning from her of her self-sacrificing infidelity, hurls her to the floor. Crouching, she raises herself slowly, pressing one hand to her head. "Father," demanded the youngster behind me, "has she got a headache?"
"No," came the reply; "worse than a headache."
Cynthia Dodge, 'Ypsilanti, Mich.
There Is Only One Cure
TWO young persons seated in the theater were
reading aloud the captions that appeared at brief intervals on the screen, and at the same time keeping time with their feet to the music the orchestra played. An old man sitting directly in front of them finally turned around, and in a gruff voice demanded :
"What's the matter with you two? Have you got foot-and-mouth disease?"
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Not That Green
"Now, see here Jim. you needn't go tellin' me any stories about them showin' some pictures of th' ocean, an' that th' film busted an' the water ran out an' drowned lots of people. If you ain't got the price to take me in. jest say so. an' I'll think jest as much of you."
Mrs. Opal Pinkerton, Denver, Col.
No Faith In Gabriel kX the screen was being shown an aged woman worn out with overwork. Two old ladies were viewing the picture together. One of them said : "That makes me think of myself. Looks like I never do get a chance to rest."
The other answered : "Cheer up. You can have a nice, long rest in the grave."
"No. It will be just my luck to be buried twenty-four hours before Judgment Day."
Harriet C. . I lien. Louisville, A' v. S>
Why of Course.
Betty The big collie had just rescued the child from the burning building, and now sat by the youngster's side, panting heavily. "What's he doing, mother?" asked Betty.
"Why, he's hot and out of breath." mother replied.
A pause. Betty (judicially") : "7 know w hat he's doing, mother. He's fanning himsel f with his tongue."
Irene Trick. Mt. J'ernon. O. $ Perfectly Reasonable Question HE picture had started and seven-yearold Ruth sat watching intently, when she heard a man behind her exclaim pettishly: "I can't see a thing, madam." "Mother," demanded Ruth, "why does he come here if he can't see?"
^ fa reelina Conn elly , Xantasket Beach, Mass.
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