Picture-Play Magazine (Mar-Aug 1927)

Advertising Section They Thought I Was Trying to be Funny Until I Started to Play Then I Gave Them the Surprise of Their Lives THE crowd sat spellbound — fascinated with the rich full notes of Harry's violin. Yes. it was beautiful — for Harry was a brilliant performer. Yet I could not help chuckling to myself when I thought of the surprise I had in store for them. I waited until the last ripple of applause had stopped. Then with mock dignity I arose. "With your kind permission." I annoHnced, "I shall now charm you with a piano recital." Everyone snickered, "Does he really play?" one girl asked. "Yes," Phil laughed, "he plays the Yictrola — beautifully !" Someone behind me whispered: "Jim must have his little joke." "How about playing Rachmaninoff's 'Prelude in C Minor.' Jim !" another suggested. The room was in an uproar. They were sure I couldn't play a note. With studied clumsiness.1 fell over the piano stool and dropped the lid on my hand. Then with all the gravity of a master pianist, I proceeded to pick out "Chop Sticks" with one finger ! The crowd roared with laughter. This was the dramatic moment for my surprise. Dropping the mask of the clown, I struck the first sweef chords of Wagner's lovely "The Evening Star" from "Tannhauser." The laughter died on their lips. The magic of my music cast a spell over everyone. As I played on with complete confidence I forgot the room — the people — everything. I was alone — lost in the sheer beaut)" of the immortal master's tender melodies. The Thrill of My Life When the last haunting strain of the mellow notes had faded away, there was a dead silence. Had I failed? A roar of applause answered my question. Then I felt the thrill that comes with real success ! A perfect bedlam of questions and congratulations followed from my amazed and dumbfounded friends — "How long have you been playing?" — "Who was your teacher?'' — "Where did you learn ?" "I know it is hard to believe," I replied happily, "but I learned at home — and withouta teacher!" How I Learned They were too completely surprised to say anything so I told them the whole story. "I have always wanted to play the piano. But I never had a chance to take lessons when I was a youngster and as time went on I reluctantly said goodbye to my ambition to play. Then I saw an interesting ad one day. It told about a new, easy way of learning music — right at home — without a teacher. It seemed too good to be true. But I did want to play and it certainly was worth investigating as long as it didn't cost me a cent. So I sent for the Free Demonstration Lesson and Booklet. "When they arrived, I was amazed to see how easy playing the piano really was — easier than I dared hope. I knew right away that I could master it. So I decided that I would send for the course and practice secretly. Then I could surprise you all." 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