Picture Show (Oct 1920 - Apr 1921)

20 ^ COLGATE'S IMPROVED PROVERBS.-No. I. Cdgak'6v$tkt T J THEN vour chemist asks yy "What kind?" don't say "Any kind will do" — say "Colgate's." Safe, sure and delicious. A safe policy for tooth insurance. Colgate's is recommended by more dentists than any other dentifrice. nftCj ppCC 'or 3d. in stamps 42 inches rua ■ ■ »» Ki C of Cream in Trial Tube COLGATE & CO. (Dept. D.C.40). 46, Ho4born Viaduct, London E.C.I, ii iablished i Paper Pattern of this pretty overall GIVEN FREE! Spring-cleaning time will be here before very Ion.?, and you cannot start making your new overalls too soon. This is quite the prettiest and most practical of all the new designs. You can get the pattern FREE this week with WOMAN'S WEEKLY On Sale To-morrow ( Tuesday) Prru 2d, -Illllllllllllll!l!lllll!lllllllllllll!llllllll!llll!lllll!llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli!lll 7 lie rfo/jn is arranged u ilh a Ion •• tcaistcd upper pait, fastens down the. centre, andhns patch pockets. Allow j] yds. of Jr-tnci cretonne or casement cloth. Picture Show, February 2bth, 1921. PATHE SUNBEAMS THE WEEK'S BEST JOKES Ml " I went to a bargain sale to-day."! " Did you see anything that looked! Lily : Elsie cheap ? " Lily : " Yes : several men wore waiting ou$«i side for their wives." — JS'ew York .American, tm Guest : " Look here, waiter, how much longeg must I wait for that half portion of cluck H ordered ? " Waiter : " Till somebody orders the oil ed half. We can't go out and kill half a duck." — Lc Sourirt. j * * * ] Mas. Brown : '■ So Alice found her husband kissing the maid. What's she going to do about j it 1 " Mits. Jones : " Wei!, she can't seem to make up her mind, poor dear. Sometimes she thinks, it would be easier to get a new husband than anew maid." — London Opinion. * * '*"■ I Mrs. Musthy (who has just had a cablegrams from her son in India): "Wonderful quick things, these telegraphs, ain't they ? " Mrs. Casey : " Quick ain't the word ! Why. (he gum ain't dry on the e-nveloi<e yet ! "-3 Pearson's M'cetty. 1 » * .4.'-' First Lady Assistant : " Tin so tiredd Mamie. I can hardly stand on my feet." Second Lady Assistant: "So am 1. KtlelJ Are you going to that dance to-night ! V First Lady Assistant : " Whv, of cota'MBj silly ! "—ifae l'ork U crM. * * • Lady Customer (sniffing a piece of Koquefortj cheese) : " I'd like sixpenny won h of this i heesc." Grocer's Assistant (politely > " Madam, you've hod it." — Urgina Post. * * * The Stranger : " Vo u wouldn't lake ad vantage of the mistakes of others, would you ? " J 'J'iie Clergyman: "Certainly not!" The Stranger : " Then perhaps you'll re-turn the guinea I paid you when you married nie."'-S Country Gentleman. * » • '•' Ah. yes. Vour landscape i« a genuine antique. Xo doubt about it." " Why ? " " There's a picture of a house to let in it." — Le Petit Parioien. » » * Rai.d Lecturer : " Friends, when I tl ink of the lack of decency in modern women's dress Voice from the Hear: "Cam! Why, « • r 'arf naked verself when \er 'at'* orf ! " — Tit-Bits. FILM FAULTS. In the 5th episode of the '' Fatal Fortune, Jack Livering, acting as Tom Warden, come* on the film with a lot of sticking-plaster on hi* forehead. There isKa "scrap" with two men. during which the sticking-plaster is knocked off. and strange to say there was not even a u.ark whero the sticking-plaster had lieen. Did M wear the sticking-plaster for fun ! Sent hj V Moore, 37, Langley. nr. Macclesfield, ('hemline. In "The Miracle of Love," Wyndham Standing left his house to visit FJcna in his ear. He was wearing a grey suit, but when he arrivrd ni her houto he was wearing a dark suit. — Sent b\ J. Davies, IS, Railway Terrace, l'orthti (.dam., S. Wales. In " The., Way of a Maid." when the .signal ' given that the police were milling the hony the gamblers in their excitement upset the con tents of the table which were scattered on tl floor, and the chairs were knocked over including the table. When the police enteretl the root > it was as tidy as if not a soul had lieon in t\rhous«\ Who tidied the room T Sent by Sadie t'orre, 51, Uriels Street , Pi;*ca lilly. W.I.