You Must Be Joking (Columbia Pictures) (1965)

THE CAST Mita Oto neers rte ces ot apace ey oy ie een Michael Callan Sergeant Major MacGregor Path caver pee eT a a Lionel Jefries apie lity TAB B8CO. ooo. jcceacscinyccsecseserccectss SEPT re aR SR Denholm Elliott General, Lockwesd «2.06 ico... A Rok Wilfrid Hyde-White SergeantiGlegge se ca ie ee eae Bernard Cribbins sate ee |, liga aE. AES MR AM cree nani RTS | Sac Terry-Thomas Sylviemlatnelar vas ccreo een en eee Patricia Viterbo PGMA. TARM OLB, aes Ba a ee Gabriella Licudi CMG PeGmNeE re or a, at ee a ie Laslie Phillips Ee WOMEN Oe cn ee toon eta Irene Handl Sorgeant Mawel’ os. peies is cassecceceodanseoduagen ae aaa Lee Montague OU TO ccc a ee, 2 A ee ee Gwendolyn Watts METS lo ROSES Ame Senne ee fay Re tae CaM ah ae James Villiers POMP y POURED FS fo dts eer Aordoacoene Tracy Reed SMa POA A RT po Mie Yh A IO Miles Malleson PTC LONRE TAIN os, saace signe (tors hl ae aes eee ok Peter Bull Wei), MERE ae) A. oct 6 tee ce Lance Percival PRON cca aacticee ha Rae ee Richard Wattis and RIDOSEION sok eee ee James Robertson Justice THE CREDITS Screenplay by Alan Hackney; from a story by Alan Hackney and Michael Winner; Directed by Michael Winner; Director of Photography, Geoffrey Unsworth; Music composed and conducted by Laurie Johnson; Songs: "I'm With You" and "I'll Be True To You Baby," Music by Buddy Bregman, Lyrics by Hal Shaper; Miss Licudi's wardrobe by Tony Armstrong; Furs by Molho; Title Designer, Bob Godfrey; Production Manager, Ted Wallis; Assistant Director, Peter Price; Camera Operator, Alex Thompson; Continuity, Eileen Head; Construction Manager, Harry Arbour; Sound Recordists, Wally Milner and Ken Cameron; Art Director, Maurice Carte; Editor, Bernard Gribble; Produced by Charles H. Schneer; A Charles H. Schneer Production; An Ameran Film; A Columbia Pictures Release. OFFICIAL BILLING COLUMBIA PICTURES Presents 25% CHARLES H. SCHNEER Production 35% YOU MUST BE JOKING 100% starring MICHAEL CALLAN LIONEL JEFFRIES 50% DENHOLM ELLIOTT WILFRID HYDE-WHITE BERNARD CRIBBINS 50% and special appearances of JAMES ROBERTSON JUSTICE LESLIE PHILLIPS 50% introducing Gabriella Licudi = Patricia Viterbo 35% and TERRY-THOMAS 50% Guest Star Screenplay by ALAN HACKNEY 25% From a story by ALAN HACKNEY and MICHAEL WINNER 25% Produced by CHARLES H. SCHNEER Directed by MICHAEL WINNER 25% An Ameran Film 15% Page 2 @ SrA MAD-MAD s WHIRL OFA HUNT FOR : GUYS: . 4s AND BL: ane ” AND GOODIES! TERRYTHOMAS blows up a storm in his wildest, wackiest laugh-hit! COLUMBIA PICTURES Presents a CHARLES Hl. SCHNEER Production SCSeoeeeeeseegneeesseeneea02002028008 ogev00? OO OCHOH OHHH OHO DELETED SERED ELE EOP O OCR OVER SEROUS, : sani MICHAEL LIONEL DENHOLM CALLAN “JEFFRIES “ELLIOTT : WILFRID “"*" BERNARD JAMES ROBERTSON LESLIE § : HYDE:WHITE-CRIBBINS ss JUSTICE PHILLIPS : introducing Gabriella Licudl Patricia Viterbo ax TERRY-THOMAS ‘Guest Star : . Screenplay by ALAN HACKNEY From a story by ALAN HACKNEY and MICHAEL WINNER : Produced by CHARLES H. SCHNEER Directed by MICHAEL WINNER An Ameran Film : 9 e Fee OOOO COLO OOH EH SOO OOH OS OOOE TO OCL OO ORE aeDOnDeS eee® Ad No. 303—357 Lines—3 Cols. x 83 Inches THE STORY {Not for Publication) Major Foskett, British Army psychological officer who is himself badly in need of psychoanalysis, devises a 48hour "initiative'' test to find a serviceman representative of today's complete, quick-thinking soldier. Chosen to take the test, in reality a scavenger hunt for various items “representative of the British way of life, are Tim Morton, U. S. Air Force lieutenant chiefly interested in women and horse-racing; Sergeant Major MacGregor, kilted disciplinarian from a Highland regiment; Captain Tabasco, gentleman-officer who buys whatever he fancies; Staff Sergeant Mansfield, professional soldier who uses Army requisition slips instead of money; and Sergeant Clegg, a complete incompetent. Tabasco settles into a swank hotel and uses his friends and the hotel staff to collect his trophies while he throws a wild two-day party. Aided by girl friend Annabelle Nash, Morton disrupts a library, breaks up a newlyweds’ home, wrecks Billingsgate Market, Lloyds of London and Wombley Greyhound Stadium, and suffers through a number of other incidents; he meets MacGregor almost everywhere he goes, including a television studio where they must obtain a lock of hair from songstress Sylvie Tarnet. Tabasco returns to the finish line, finally, via ambulance, suffering from food poisoning. Mansfield arrives by police van, under arrest. MacGregor parachutes in and Clegg, finally digging himself out of the maze that was their starting point, comes up in time to steal the Highlander's trophies. Morton arrives at the finish line in Sylvie Tarnet's chauffeur-driven limousine; he not only has al! the trophies, he also has the girl. Running Time: 100 Minutes