Radio mirror (Nov 1938-Apr 1939)

RADIO MIRROR (Too sweet). Come in here with Daddy. Snooks: Huh? Father: There's something I'd like to ask you. Snooks: I didn't set fire to Uncle Louie's curtains! Father: I didn't say anything about Uncle Louie's curtains. Snooks: Ohhh . . . Did Uncle Louie say anything? Father: We'll get to that in a minute, Snooks. Come sit near Daddy, darling. I don't wanna. Why not? Because you're too nice! Well, Snooks — I'm quite had a wonderful time in Snooks: Father: Snooks: Father: sure you New York, didn't you? Snooks: Did I? Father: And I know you were a perfect angel at Uncle Louie's — weren't you? Snooks: Was I? Father: (Shouts) Stop answering my questions with a question! Snooks: Why? Father: (Controlling himself) One, two, three, four — Snooks: What you doing, daddy? Father: Nothing. Now Snooks — I want to talk about your trip to New York. Snooks: Now . . . We already talked about it. Father: I know we did. But I just got a letter from Uncle Louie. Snooks: Ohhh . . . Daddy? Father: What is it? "Why, Daddy?" (Continued from page 19) Snooks: I have to go upstairs and do my homework. Father: Your homework will wait. Now, according to Uncle Louie's letter— Wahhh! What are you crying It ain't true! What isn't true? I didn't put the mousetrap say Snooks: Father: about? Snooks: Father : Snooks: in his bed! Father: Nobody said you did! Snooks: Didn't Uncle Louie that in the letter? Father: No. Snooks: Then he didn't go to bed yet! THE scene shifts. Snooks and Daddy are in the terminal cafe, five minutes before boarding a train for Grandma's. Father: Go ahead and eat your salad, Snooks. Snooks: I want some bananas. Father: They haven't got any. Snooks: Yes, they have. Right there — hanging on a stick. Father: You can't have those bananas — they're still green. Snooks: I like 'em! Father: I know but they're not ripe. Snooks: Why? Father: Because they're green! Snooks: Then I want some beer. Father: It'll make you dizzy. Eat your lettuce. Snooks: I don't wanna. The lettuce is no good. Father: Why not? Snooks: Because it's green. What of it? Well, if it's green it aint Father: Snooks ripe. Father: Oh stop that nonsense. Of course it's ripe. Snooks: You said the bananas aint ripe when they're green. Father: I know I did. Snooks: Then why is the lettuce ripe when it's green? Father: Because that's the color of lettuce when it's ripe. Snooks: Well, what color is it when it aint ripe? Father: GREEN! It's green when it's ripe and it's green when it's not ripe! Snooks: Did you drink some beer, daddy? Father: YES! Snooks: Did it make you dizzy? And now the moment has come for Baby Snooks to be entered in a baby beauty contest. Mother: Now, please dear, put down that newspaper and take a picture of Snooks. Father: Oh, why must I do it now? I'm tired! Mother: Well, we can certainly use that $500. Now hurry up before the sun goes down. Father: Oh, all right — where's Snooks? Mother: She's out on the porch. Just think, dear — our Baby Snooks might win the Most Beautiful Child A \blume of (Jigarette Pleasure ...for his or her vJ III v90lu-en Christmas TUNE IN on Old Gold's "Melody and Madness" with Bob Benchley, every Sunday night starting November 20th, Columbia Network, Coast-to-Coast Here's one "volume" that will never get tucked away in the book shelves to gather dust! It's filled with 100 Old Golds, the cigarettes that are as double-mellow as Santa's smile. And it costs no more than two regular "Flat-Fifty" packages. What a handsome gift it makes! Give him this --True Story of America's Double.Mellow Cigarette." and you'll give him a whole volume of smoking pleasure. Ladies will be thrilled with this Old Gold sift, too! 1 It looks like a rare edition, richly bound in maroon and sold. 2 Open it up and you find 2 regular "flat-fifties" of Old Golds (100 cigarettes). 3 Open one of the "flat-fifties" and enjoy America'sdmihlemellow cigarette. 55