Radio mirror (Nov 1937-Apr 1938)

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Now, Parky, all you have in the house is a bottle of milk and some flour. Parky: Boy, that's some celebration. Al: Well. Diane wants some bread, so you bake some bread for her. She wants some butter, so you make butter out of the milk. She wants some cheese, so you make that, too. You can do everything — you see, Parky, you're a very remarkable fellow! Parky: (Mighty pleased with himself.) Boy, am I good! Al: Then Diane says, "Chico, 1 would like to have some eggs." Parky: Listen, if 1 can do anything about that I must be a remarkable fellow! Al: (Weakly.) Tiny — would you mind finishing the program for me? All this has been too much for me. I really don't feel well. Tiny: I don't blame you, Al — trying to make actors out of those two. Al: Well, it looks as if you were wrong about them being in -love, doesn't it? They didn't want to kiss each other. Tiny: Oh, 1 don't know — look at them now, over there in the corner of the studio. Al: Why, they're kissing each other! Tiny: Looks as if the romantic play got in some good work. What'd I tell — Parky: (Yelling at the top of his voice.) Owl She's got my head in her mouth and she's trying to bite it off! Tiny: Ladies and gentlemen, the program's over. We hope Parky will be well enough to be on next Tuesday's show, but you'll have to listen in, at 8:30 P.M., Eastern Standard Time, to be sure of it. Until then — good night. Did you ever hear a bad dream talking? Sure, you did — and do! Every Sunday evening on Phil Baker's program you bear Beetle, the worst dream of all — and next month Phil brings Beetle, Bottle, and the rest of his slap-happy crew to you in a special Radio Mirror Readio-Broadcast. Don't miss it unless your sides hurt when you laugh! Answers to PROFESSOR QUIZ' TWENTY QUES TIONS On Page 3 i. Ray Noble. 2. Roger Pryor 3. Dorothy Lamour, Lucille Manners, Ka+hryn Craven, Irene Rich. 4. Tyrone Power and Don Ameche. 5. Bye Lo, Bye Lo. 6. A soda straw. 7. Major Bowes' Amateur Hour. 8. Charles K. 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