Radio stars (Oct 1935-Sept 1936)

RADIO STARS Science Discovers New Way to Increase Weight Gains of 10 to 25 lbs. in a few weeks. First package must add weight or the trial is free AN AMAZING new ""-power" yeast dis£\. covery in pleasant tablets is putting pounds of solid, normally attractive flesh on thousands of "skinny", run-down people who never could gain an ounce before. Doctors now know that the real reason why great numbers of people find it hard to gain weight is that they don't get enough Vitamin B and iron in their daily food. Now scientists have discovered that the richest known source of health-building Vitamin B is cultured ale yeast. By a new process the finest imported ale yeast is now concentrated 7 times, making it 7 times more powerful. Then it is combined with 3 kinds of blood-strengthening iron in little tablets called Ironized Yeast tablets. If you, too, are one of the many "skinny", run-down persons who need these vital elements, get these new ""-power" Ironized tablets from your druggist at once. Day after day, as you take them, watch flat chest develop and skinny limbs round out to normal attractiveness, indigestion and constipation from the same source quickly vanish, skin clears to normal beauty— you're an entirely new person. Results guaranteed No matter how skinny and run-down you may be. try this wondtTl'tiJ new "7-nower" Ironized Yeast for just a few short weeks. It you're not delighted with the results of the very first package, your money instantly refunded. Special FREE offer! To start you building up your health right away, we make this absolutely FREE offer. PurobaM a package of Ironized Yeast tablets at once, cut out the seal on the box and mail it to us with a clipping of this paragraph. We will send you a fascinating new hook on health. "New Facts About Your Body." Remember, results guaranteed with the very' first package — or monej refunded. At all druggists. Ironized Yeast Co., Inc., Dept. 312, Atlanta. Ga. 10 lbs., 3 weeks "I was like a scarecrow. With Ironized Yeast I gained 10 lbs. in 3 weeks." — Fannie Alcorn, Oneida, Tenn. 14 lbs. quick "I seemed born to be skinny, but with Ironized Yeast I gained 14 lbs. in 3 weeks." — Dora Sotelo, Anaheim, Calif. "SKINNY? SEE HOW I LOOK SINCE I GAINED 12 POUNDS" 78 Foard by pruftumonut mod4la The candid camera clicks, as Rudy Vallee softens the tempo of the Connecticut Yankees. Vallee's Variety programs are heard each Thursday evening over nation-wide WEAFNBC networks. One of the hardest working of radio's stars, Rudy never loses the edge of enthusiasm, as his programs testify. Ufa Jl) U/ete JQadio 4 Mljkty Moyul (Continued from paye 47) each episode with more suspense. This could be effected by having someone shot just as the episode goes off the air. Beginning, naturally, with the author. More discrimination would be used in selecting movie talent for radio. Mickey Mouse would be put under contract until he grows older and his voice deepens. The cheese people would then introduce him as one of Whit email's guest stars. Karloff and Lugosi, the gay ghoul twins, would be featured in a modern adaptation of Cinderella. The pumpkin coach would become a hearse and the prince would probably turn out to be a prominent mortician. King Kong, who made a monkey of himself in a big way, would be starred in a scries sponsored by an animal cracker firm. Sports broadcasts would be announced by the world's greatest soothsayer, whatever his name is. Only two people would listen — Graham MacNamee and Ted Husing. The broadcast would be given ten days before the events took place. Ted and Graham would write down all that was going to happen, memorize it, and then go to the game and give the performance of their lives. Boxers who have just won the heavyweight championship of the world would be asked to say : "Hello, Pa !" This would make long-neglected fathers of pugilists throughout the country feel better. Impromptu broadcasting would be popularized. Radio engineers with sound equipment would go into nooks and crannies and bring to the listening world unusual sounds. They'd go into the Senate chamber, slip a microphone under a desk and catch the buzz of solons snoring. They'd pick up the fizz of peroxide as Hollywood blondes stayed blonde, detect the whistle of swiftly-thumbed joke-books as radio comedians prepared "original" scripts, register the tiny cry of starving moths — in Sally Rand's dressing room — and eavesdrop on robins in the spring, arguing about which one is going to be first. Imitators of George Givot, the Greek Ambassador of Mirth, would be severely punished. Habitual offenders would even be forced to spend six months in Greece. All imitators of Fred Allen would be carefully grilled as to the extent of their criminal record. The one with the most evidence against him would get the maximum penalty — he'd take my spot in radio and 1 would retire to the hills of North Dakota. The End