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LAUGHS
CHEERILY: It is so cute to watch the mamma kangaroos as they carry their young around in their pouches.
YAHBUT: What if they get indigestion?
CHEERILY: Why? What do you mean?
YAHBUT: Can't keep anything on their stomachs?
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Selected Snickers from Popular Programs
(YAHBUT and CHEERILY, Vallie Varieties.)
FRED: How are things at your cousin's corset shop, Portland?
PORTLAND: She closed up her corset shop. It turned out to be a bloomer.
FRED: She closed it in the knicker time, eh?
(FRED ALLEN and PORTLAND HOFFA, Town Hall Tonight.)
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(FISHFACE and FIGGSBOTTLE N.B.C.)
MILTON: In my hotel, rooms are one ^ dollar and up . . . One dollar and you're up all night!
{MILTON BERLE. Follies of the Air.)
PORTLAND: Why are they building boats so big these days?
FRED: I don't know . . . unless it's to bring over more sweepstakes tickets.
(FRED ALLEN, Town Hall Tonight.)
WILLIE: You know, Gene, Ive got a lucky charm that keeps me from going broke.
GENE: Nonsense, I don't believe in lucky charms.
WILLIE: I know what I know! With my charm I'll always have money in my pocket.
GENE: What is this charm? WILLIE: A hundred-dollar gold piece! (WILLIE and EUGENE HOWARD. Folies dc Paree.)
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