Radio television mirror (July-Dec 1951)

Burns and Allen Show George Burns: The person I get the most mail about is Jack Benny. And everybody asks the same question — is Jack really as stingy as they say on radio? Well I just wish you could see the Johnnie Walker Black Label he gave me for Christmas. How he got it off the bottle I'll never know. Burns and Allen Show: Alternate Thursdays, 8:30 P.M., EDT, CBS-TV. tAte With Luigi Luigi: It's funny about sitting in the park in America. If a man sits on park bench to enjoy the sun, he's called a sun bather. But if he sit on that park bench all year, he's called a bum. Life With Luigi: Tues., 9:00 P.M., EDT, CBS. Rate Your Mute Says emcee Joey Adams: "My grammar school teacher used to hit me on the head with a ruler. But I got the highest marks in the class. They were all on my scalp." Rate Your Mate: Sun., 4:00 P.M. EDT, CBS. Mg Friend Irma Jane: Listen to this, sweetie. "Broadway producer loses twenty-five thousand dollar suit." Irma: Well, if he paid that much for it, he probably has an extra pair of pants. My Friend Irma: Mon., 10:00 P.M., EDT, CBS. You Bet Your Life Groucho Marx asked an opera teacher, "Suppose I wanted to get up a lady quartette, could you find me one that sings bass?" "No, the contralto is as low as a lady goes," was the reply. After a long, raised-eyebrows-look. Grouch remarked, "Obviously, we don't know the same kind of ladies." You Bet Your Life: Wed., 9:00 P.M.. EDT, NBC. Vaughn Monroe Show Ziggy Talent, comedian-singer on the show, defines honor among gagwriters as a steal trust. Vaughn Monroe Show: Tues., 9:00 P.M., EDT, CBS-TV. We Take Your Word Lyman Bryson: "Social lion" comes from the old phrase, calling a person a lion if he was a person of great social importance, somebody that a hostess was very likely to go after to get to a party. John McCaffery: Why was that kind of a person called a lion? Lyman Bryson: Well, the lion is the king of the beasts, and there's nothing more beastly than the average social lion. We Take Your Word: Fri., 10:00 P.M., EDT, CBS. Tulent Scouts "Don't get me wrong," says Arthur Godfrey, "I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is — I could be just as proud for half the monev." Talent Scouts: Mondays, 8:30 P.M., EDT, over CBS and CBS-TV. fRCTTING INTIMATE fBVIININE mm? Then Learn How This Greaseless Suppository Assures Hours of Continuous Germicidal and Deodorizing Action! The practice of intimate feminine cleanliness is most important to a woman's health, charm, married serenity, after her periods and always as a protection from a source of odor — far more offensive than bad breath or body odor. And the modern woman will find Zonitors reduce hygiene to its simplest, daintiest, yet ever-so-effective form! They are greaseless, stainless vaginal suppositories which possess the same powerful germ-killing and deodorizing type action as worldfamous zonite. When inserted, Zonitors assure hours of continuous action. Positively non poisonous. Non-irritating. So easy to carry in your purse. What Zonitors Do Zonitors eliminate any offensive odor. They help guard against infection and kill every germ they touch. While it's not always possible to contact all the germs in the tract, you can depend on Zonitors to immediately kill every reachable germ. And they are absolutely safe to the most delicate tissues ! im/msf) Mail coupon for free book just published, revealing intimate facts in ■ frank language, with drawings and full explanation of this new modernized hygiene. Zonitors, Dept. ZRM-81, 100 Park Ave., New York 17, N. Y.* Name Address. City "Offer good only in U. S. and Canada. _State_ 25