Radio and television mirror (July-Dec 1951)

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MICHIGAN MADMAN This is how WJBK's Ralph Binge, as Beautiful Carl, looks when he entertains morning listeners in Detroit. After daily association with Beautiful Carl and Uncle Frank, even black cats* and Friday the Thirteenth hold no terrors for the Headless Horseman. Every day of the week teen-agers and college. students jam WJBK's Studio A to watch Detroit's newest sensation in disc jockeys. Their host is the Headless Horseman and, together with his two imaginary cronies— Beautiful Carl and Uncle Frank — he keeps the studio rocking with laughter for an hour and a quarter each morning. The popular recordings woven into Headless' program are quite incidental. It's Beautiful Carl and Uncle Frank who are the big drawing-cards, although they exist only in the voice of Ralph Binge, host of the Headless Horseman show. Beautiful Carl is best known as "The Friendly Philosopher and Poet Laureate of Michigan Avenue." His chief claim to fame is preventing the marriage of unsuspecting males. In fact, his warnings have become so popular that an actual club of more than 3,000 members exists today in Detroit, and each member possesses a club pin designed with crossed rolling pins and imprinted with the slogan "Marriage — the Living Death." Carl's motto is "Better Dead Than Wed," which has recently become the title of a tune written expressly for him. Carl's daily lectures on the evils of wedded life include such phrases as "When she leads you to the altar, halt her!" and "Love 'em and leave 'em, or you'll dress 'em and feed 'em." Uncle Frank exists always in a state of utter confusion. Only five feet in height, he suffers from an intense feeling of inferiority. Believing himself to possess great talents as a disc jockey, he is against all fellow workmen whom he thinks are conspiring against him. The sheer delight in listening to Uncle Frank is derived from his misinterpretation and faulty pronunciation. His scientific lectures include such definitions as "Skeletons is bones with the people scraped off."