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LITTLE LEXICON If someone ups to you and says, "You're a pusillanimous person," either bust him one or burst into tears, according to your lights — pusillanimous means cowardly . . . If you have a fractious child, make sure he's not coming down with something — fractious means pee ish, cross ... To wives, hus )ands sometimes seem ego centric — self -centered.
GOT A WEDDING IN MIND? If you have, you've probably got a lew dozen questions in mind as well — like where do all those flowers come irom, and who pays the freight. Mulling this over, I looked up that flower book of Lois's I've quoted before. Here are a few tips from One Who (now) Knows. . . . Flowers at church or home are furnished by the bride's parents. On the other hand, the groom buys the bride's bouquet — if he's got any sense he'll ask her what kind. Either the bride's family or the groom pays for the bridesmaids' bouquets.
0. HENRY SAID IT: "A man asleep is certainly a sight to make angels weep. Now, a woman asleep you regard as different. No matter how she looks, you know it's better for all hands for her to be that way."
Readers' Own Verse GENERALIZATION Women with their
intelligence. Their charm and social graces Are far superior to their husbands — Except in most cases! — May Richstone
A FEUD WITH FOOD
(With apologies to Longfellow) In days gone by, I'd break my fast
At early hour, when night had passed. With ham and eggs. Now, breakfast disl Not ham nor bacon, fowl nor fish — Excelsior? I little dreamed I'd learn to eat
Dry shreds of oats or corn or wheat,
Which, strangely, to my mem'ry brings
Thoughts not of food, but other
things —
Excelsior! —Robert Nelson
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IT HAPPENED ON HOUSE PARTY—
Small boy: Do you know what a buccaneer is, Mr.
Linlcietter? Linkletter: Well, I think I do, but I'm suspicious of
the twinkle in your eye. Suppose you tell me —
what is a buccaneer? Small boy: Too much tc pay for corn!
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