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Reel Life
23
Absent Minded or Worse
An absent-minded scientist, in the employ of the government at Washington, recently met his physician in the street.
"I don't know what's the matter with me, doctor," said the man of science. "I am limping badly today. Do you think it's locomotor ataxia?"
"Scarcely that," replied the physician. "You are walking with one foot on the; curb and the other in the gutter."
— Everybody's Magazine.
The Annual Jest
Mrs. Welment (bestowing a dime) — "Poor fellow! You say your wife and family are starving — where are they?" Weary Willy — "Dey are boardin' at a summer hotel, lady."
—Puck.
Who Was Shy?
An Irishman going into a small lunch room ordered a bowl of chowder, which was ten cents. When he finished his chowder he placed nine cents on the counter and started to leave, but the waiter called him back, saying: "See here, sir, you're shy a cent," to which the Irishman replied: "Count your money again and ye'U find it's yerself is shy a cent."
— Exchange.
An Entertainer
"My dear," said the New York man, "where did you get the new waitress?"
"She said she used to be in vaudeville," replied his wife. "Good ! Now we can have dinners with cabaret features."
— Judge.
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