Reel Life (Sep 1913 - Mar 1914)

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38 "A Clotheslme Quarrel" Thanhouscr Exterior, Reliance Studio, Yonkers, X. Y. Not Used to Sleepers The nervous old lady approached the porter in a sleeping car and asked : "Oh, porter, where do I sleep?" "What's the numbah ob youah berth, ma'am?" he asked. She looked at him questionably for a minute and then replied, "I don't see what that has to do with it, but if you must know, it is third ; there was a brother and sister born before me." — Exchange. "Algy's Awful Auto" Princess interior. Reliance Studio, Yunkers, N. Y. Senator O'Gorman tells the following story. "A wealthy westerner met a friend of former days who was rather evidently on tlie doiwnward path. Plainly liquor had been the cause of his undoing. "The westerner, however, wished to be friendly and asked the man to have a drink. The friend gladly accepted the invitation. "Leading the way into a cafe, the westerner said to the barlen/der: 'Two straight whiskys, please.' "The derelict moved quickly to the bar and said in an eager and decisive tone of voice: 'Give me the same.'" — Hearst's Magacivc. "What Might Have Been" Thanhouser