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manifested itself in the physical phenomenon of the far-apart optics, so much in favor today. If a girl's eyes aren't sufficiently far apart, her face doesn't photograph and her life is ruined. The farther apart those little windows-of-the-soul happen to be, the farther the girl will get in the movies. And you know how far that is. Plenty of berries, too.
Yes, the Cro-Magnon was the perfect screen type. Those big, broad shoulders; nice, round faces, and everything. Oh, girls — doesn't it remind you of Norman Kerry? Homo Sapiens may be all right — with the accent on the sap; he may belong to clubs, but can he swing 'em? But Homo Primigenius, now — there was a boy for you! He certainly knew his way around. He was the first club-man. His address-book looked like the Washington Monument. He knew how.
He never wasted his time sending flowers or taking his girl out to look at the latest stone-pictures. No matter what he wanted — a wife or a wart-hog — he just went out and got it. Sometimes he did a bit of work with his Indian clubs on the way: but anyway, he brought home the bacon or the baby every time. He was smart. Norman Ketry must have learned technique from him to use in "Annie Laurie".
When Cassius X. Cro-Magnon came across a dame he fancied, he didn't hesitate. He grabbed her. Of course, after the conquest his ardor sometimes cooled. Then the following scene might be staged: "Darling," whimpered Mrs. C. "Mrs. Ugh-Ugh has two of the prettiest new black eyes this morning, and I haven't got any. You d-don't Move me any more!"
Sock! She gets her black eyes, all right — and how she loves it!
That grab-'em-and-sock-'em technique is just as good today as it ever was. John Gilbert. Billy Haines, Charlie Farrell have all used it to good effect. Cavemen all. What is it that registers more than anything else on the jumping jellos? Primitive emotions: nothing more and nothing less, and it's enough. The same hugs and hisses, the same clutches and curses, coos and kicks — just as good today as they ever were.
It takes a lot to make a dinosaur laugh, according to Professor Twitch: but there was mirth in jungle town the day that Man first lost his pants. Nice, refined comedy didn't get over so well with primitive audiences. The funniest thing that could happen to anybody then was to sit down hard on a hot kettle, get kicked in the excitement, and then to lose his fur trousers. A hippopotamus skin will be presented to anybody who can think of anything funnier on the screen today.
Homo neanderthalensis may have been vulgar but I bet he was pretty funny — and so is your old Wallace Beery.
Eve was just a primitive girl. Probably she wasn't much bigger than Clara Bow or Lya de Putti. She didn't give a fig-leaf for conventions; she didn't know any elks. But when you think what she started — ! Didn't she raise Cain, though — a very able girl. Now Clara and Lya and Louise seem to be carrying on.
And there was Cleopatra, too. True, she didn't happen along until several billion years later, but better late than never, you know. She has been a model girl ever since. Not a perfect 36; more like a perfect 14. Yes, Cleo was a Misses Size Siren. She had to stand on tiptoe to bite Marc Anthony's ear. In order to gain admittance to the presence of Julius Caesar on one occasion she rolled herself up in some blankets and was carried in on the shoulder of a slave, who refused to accept any tip.