Screenland (Nov 1940-Apr 1941)

little (can't remember when I was blind), breathe from the waist up and get a lot of sleep. You can't have fun if you need to be alkalized with — you-know-what! — they're not MY sponsors, I should plug! "Have a lot of things to do, that's one of the very best ways I know to keep that kick-out-of-life a chronic condition. Show me the man, woman, or child with a dozen or more vital interests, and you show me a character who doesn't need advice from any man. Not even a doctor. "Here, too, I practise what I preach. Pictures and radio, I major in them, of course. But if they were the only interests I had, my nose would be pointing like a bird dog's instead of going off in several directions. I'm rabidly interested in golf, you know. I'm crazy about football. I'm nuts about going to the movies, especially the newsreels. I'm keen about photography. I kind of like to take care of the garden. I collect wood carvings, knick-knacks. I have my dogs, a Great Dane and a Cocker. I like to go hiking with those characters. I never have time enough for the things I want to do. Why, we have movie films at home, films we made, Dolores and I, when we were in England a year ago. And we haven't even looked at them. Haven't had time. And can't wait. We have records we want to play and haven't played. We're always planning an evening by ourselves, a date, tete-a-tete. But it's all to the good — because, look, if you have a dozen things you zi'ant to do, you haven't got time to sit down and gloom about the things you don't want to do. Adds up, doesn't it? "I'd say the fewer hates you have, the happier you are — hates breathe out carbon monoxide gas or something, they suffocate you — I have a few of them but I can shrug them off : like I hate people who call down waiters and waitresses in public; I can't stand women who talk baby talk; I can't stand fat women in slacks. (Look like two pigs trying to fight their way out of a sack!) I hate these posy-patches women wear on their heads in the good, old name of hats. I hate people who can't, or won't, use their hands. "Well, that's about it ! I hope I've struck a few true notes. I mean every word I've said. To sum up: go through life behaving like you're in the loony-bin and you'll have fun. And what is, I think, more important, you'll hand out a few laughs, too. And no hand-out, I like to think, is more filling. "And thank you, so much !" Meet Stanley "Stash" Clements, 12-year-old newcomer who makes his screen debut in "Tall, Dark and Handsome." They say the angelic-faced Stanley's "dese, dem and dose" accent makes the "Dead End" kids' patter sound like a Sunday School recitation. Store Directory Fashions featured on Pages 59, 60, and 61 will be found in the following stores and in others in principal cities throughout the country. Frocks, page 60, by Peerless Dress Company, 1375 Broadway, New York Hutzler Bros. Co., Baltimore, Md. Chandler & Co., Boston, Mass. Mandel Bros., Chicago, 111. Higbee Co. Dept. Store, Cleveland, O. Lord & Taylor, New York Gimbel Bros., Philadelphia, Pa. Kaufmann's Dept. Store, Inc., Pittsburgh, Pa. Sibley, Lindsay & Curr, Inc., Rochester, N. Y. D. J. Stewart & Co. Rockford, 111. Woodward & Lothrop, Inc., Washington, D. C. Fashions, page 61, by Kerry Cricket, I I I I Washington Ave., St. Louis, Mo. Wm. Filenes Sons Co., Boston, Mass. Abraham & Straus, Brooklyn, N. Y. Mandel Bros., Chicago, 111. John Shillito Co., Cincinnati, O. F. & R. Lazarus & Co., Columbus, O. Dayton Company, Minneapolis, Minn. Gimbel Bros., Philadelphia, Pa. Kline's, Inc., St. Louis, Mo. Pat Perkins Frock by Sunnyvale, Inc., 1350 Broadway, New York The Fair, Inc., Chicago, 111. Levy Bros. D. G. Co. Houston, Tex. Burdine's, Inc., Miami, Fla. D. H. Holmes & Co., New Orleans, La. Capwell Sullivan & Furth, Ltd., Oakland, Cal. Meyer Bros., Paterson, N. J. Knitted Frock by Lampl Knitwear Co., Cleveland, O. H. & S. Pogue Co., Cincinnati, O. Higbee Co. Dept. Store, Cleveland, O. J. L. Hudson Co., Detroit, Mich. Byck Bros. Co., Inc., Louisville, Ky. Saks 34th Street. New York Rosenbaum Co., Pittsburgh, Pa. Gloves by Bacmo-Postman Co., I Park Avenue, New York Hutzler Bros. Co., Baltimore, Md. Jordan Marsh Co., Boston, Mass. Carson, Pirie, Scott, Chicago, 111. Higbee Co. Dept. Store, Cleveland, O. Himelhoch Bros., Detroit, Mich. Wm. H. Block Co., Indianapolis, Ind. John Wanamaker, Philadelphia, Pa. Gimbel Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa. Famous & Barr Co., St. Louis, Mo. Frank R. Jelleff, Inc., Washington, D. C. i0*iuier Jack swapped his mother's cow for some beans and a stick of Dentyne — (that delicious extra chewy gum). His mother, quite mad, threw the beans out the window. Next morning Jack found sky-high bean stalks, climbed and found the giant's castle. Hidden, he saw the giant count his treasures. But the giant sniffed hungrily in Jack's direction. "Ho," said Jack, stepping out bravely, "Why eat me?" "It's my teeth," said the giant, "They need exercise." "Right-O," smiled Jack. "Just try Dentyne. It has a superior cinnamon flavor and an extra firm consistency that gives teeth and jaw muscles just the exercise your dentist would recommend." The giant tasted and cried, "Jack, you're a killer-diller! Take my treasures — but leave me your Dentyne." So Jack went happily home. Moral: Even giants need mouth exercise. Dentyne provides it in its pleasantest form. You'll like Dentyne's flavortite package, too. 6 INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED STICKS IN EVERY PACKAGE HELPS KEEP TEETH WHITE... MOUTH HEALTHY SCREENLAND 93