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She bribes a whole batch of extras the next day to plop down at Mr. Woolley's table and start asinine conversations about the weather. Mr. Woolley was in a cold >rage. But the Beard is not one to take it without giving it. He found out from Ida's stand-in that the one thing Ida is fussy about on a set is visitors when she is doing a silent dramatic scene. Other times you can bring in the entire student body of U.C.L.A. and she wouldn't mind. But she's as nervous as a deer in a meadow (yes, I saw "Bambi") when she's doing silent dramatic scenes. So the wily Woolley waited until one of those scenes came along. Then he hired a lot of extras to dress up as visiting Rotarians, crowd around Ida when she was emoting, and drop such audible remarks as "I don't think she's so hot,"and "She doesn't look nearly as pretty off the screen as she does on, does she?" When I asked Mr. Woolley on the set one day what he thought of Miss Lupino he said with tart emphasis, "I like her better than anybody, because she has the most ghastly sense of humor I've ever met." When I told Ida this she said it was quite the nicest compliment she'd ever had. Nearly everybody in Hollywood have faces down to here these days. Laughter is something weive all almost forgotten. So when people heard that Ida and the Beard were screaming their heads off and carrying on like a couple of insane screwballs over on stage nine, they drove in for miles around, in their horse and buggies just to hear laughter again. (I put in the horse and buggies just for fun, but in another two months it won't be for fun.) Ida entertained them by giving them an impersonation of Monty Woolley taking her to the Hollywood premiere of "The Pied Piper." "You will doubtless have to talk ever the microphone, Ida," Mr. Woolley told her, "For a change try to say something pleasant about me. Don't try to be brilliant. Just something kind. Such as, what a magnificent performance I give." "I memorized the lines he wrote about himself," said Ida, doubling with laughter, "but when we got up to the mike, and Monty had made his little speech, he very un-gallantly _ shoved me aside, and fairly pushed me into the theater. Somehow or other,_ I don't think he trusted me. After the picture he took me to Ciro's, and we jitterbugged like two mad young things. I overheard a soldier say to Virginia Zanuck, 'Well, Hollywood is really what they said it was. Look at that man with a beard twirling that girl with feathers !' Just in case you hear stuffy tales about Mr. Woolley in your bedroom I might as well take the starch out of them now. Mr. Woolley, it appears, has a habit of disappearing from the studio, just when the studio wants him most. The publicity department figured it out that inasmuch as Ida and he were so friendly on the set, in an insulting sort of way, that surely Ida kept up with his whereabouts. So one day a bright young p.a. asked your bride if she knew where Monty could be found. "Why, of course," lied Ida, thinking it would be a fine trick to play on her pal, "he's at my home, right this minute. He's wall-papering my husband's bedroom. If you don't believe me, call him there." Ida promptly forgot the whole thing. But the press agent called, and what do you think? A Mr. Ernest Willie, a professional wall-.paper deluxe was there, and couldn't believe his ears when the maid called him to the phone and someone said, "This is the Twentieth Century-Fox studio publicity department. Would you mind stop papering Miss Lupino's husband's bedroom, and come over to the studio for an interview ?" Mr. Willie hasn't figured it out yet. Mr. Woolley figured it out all right, and has threatened to break your bride's neck. It's a shame, Louis, that Ida has to give up your beautiful home for the duration. And just after you both spent so much money having it done over. She refuses to rent it, or sell it, even if she could. She's saving for the good days that are bound to come when the war is over. "Louis and I Bonnie Manville, who was a leading showgirl in several New York musical successes prior to becoming one of John Powers' most sought after models, and before her marriage to playboy Tommy Manville, plays her first screen role in new film, "The Powers Girl." 78 SCREENLAND