Swing (Jan-Dec 1946)

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14 Su ^9 November, 1946 out its hazards, too. Talce the Bkrry Brothers playing a clambake thrown by the top executives of a nationallyknown concern. The picnic lasted several hours, during which the Barry Brothers did their musical best while the guests put away a ton of seafood and assorted liquid refreshments. By the time lunch was over, several of the executives had reached the conclusion that the only way to settle an argument, which threatened to disrupt the party, was to choose up sides and play a baseball game. Accordingly, the band was given instructions, and the ball game started. Standing right behind the catcher, the Barry Brothers played "Take Me Out To The Ball Game," "In The Good Old Summer Time," and other rollicking tunes. James says he and Paul never hit so many off-key notes as on that afternoon. The pitcher, they dis covered, never had learned that baseball and bourbon do not mix. The boys were kept mighty busy dodging wild pitches. That very same night they played a formal testimonial dinner tendered a high-ranking admiral. The setting was a Long Island mansion, a neat little shanty of some twenty-two rooms. The boys played their most dignified tunes until James, out of sheer boredom, decided to throw in an unscheduled Irish jig just to shake the party out of its lethargy. It worked — perhaps too well. Momentarily forgetting his dignity, the admiral began hopping madly all over the place. It seems the old boy had a drop of Irish in his blood. Yes, ask any musician, and he'll tell you that band business is screwy — ^but screwiest of all are the things that happen on club-dates. Rural Free Delivery An old Negro had just paid the last instalment on a small farm when the realtor who sold it to him said: "Well, Uncle Joe, I will make you a deed to the farm now since it has been paid for." "Boss," the old darkey replied, "If it am all the same to you I had much rather you would give me a mortgage to de place." The realtor, somewhat surprised said, "Uncle Joe, you don't seem to know the difference between a mortgage and a deed." "Well, maybe not," said Uncle Joe, "but I owned a farm once and I had a deed and de Fust National Bank had a mortgage, and de hank got de farm."