Swing (Jan-Dec 1946)

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MDNDCLED MDNIKEHS By PAUL ROYSON We of the United States have not had a king since 1776, yet the terms connected with nobility still seem to have their appeal. Witness such terms as they leap out at us from the advertisements and store counters all over America. Sixteen of them are numbered below. How many can you dub by matching with the lettered column? 14 to 16 is excellent, 11 to 13 good, 8 to 10 fair. Answers on page 65. 1. Royal Crown 2. Little Countess 3. Duke's Mixture 4. Lady Seymour 5. Prince Gardner 6. La Marquis 7. King 8. Queens 9. Le Roi Crown 11. Corona 12. Royal Swan 13. Empire 14. Imperial 15. Royal 16. Royal Demuth 10 a. Cigars b. Blankets c. Baking Powder d. Footwear e. Cola f. Coats g. Syrup h. Rayon Yarns i. Hosiery j. Furniture k. Typewriters 1. Shields m. Bill Folds n. Pipe Tobacco o. Pipes p. Ribbons Old man Brown made every moment pay on his big farm. One fine haying day he fell into the cistern and his wife hearing the splash came running. Poking her head over the rim she yelled, "That you Arthur?" "Yup," came the answer. "I just fell in." "Just hold your bosses!" she said, "I'll ring the dinner bell and get the hired men from the field to pull you out." "Wait a minute, Mary, what time is it?" "Just 11:30." "No, Mary don't ring the bell yet. Water's cool and not so bad. I'll just swim around till dinner time." One of two women riding on a bus suddenly realized she hadn't paid her fare. "I'll go right up and pay it," she declared. "Why bother?" her friend asked. "You got away with it — so what?" "I've found that honesty always pays," the other said, virtuously, and went up front to pay the driver. "See, I told you honesty always pays!" she said when she returned, "I handed the driver a quarter and he gave me change for fifty cents."