Swing (Jan-Dec 1950)

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cam Anything can happen — and nearly everything does! by BILL LEWIS YOU would think that sooner or later the supply of odd accidents would run out. But not so. The freak mishaps that just couldn't happen keep right on proving that they can. And 1949 produced a bumper crop. In many cases these unusual acci' dents bring death, suffering and heart' break. Frequently, however, fate ap' pears to be so mellowed by her ingenuity in thinking up new ways to cause trouble that she mercifully spares the victims from more serious conse' quences than a bad scare or a few broken bones. Here, for instance, are a few of last year's oddities that caused more talk than tragedy. A woodpecker pecked a peck of trouble for Mr. Samuel Hutkin of Berlin, New Jersey. The bird flew into Mr. Hutkin 's car as he was driv ing peacefully along, and pecked him pertly on the cheek. Mr. Hutkin lost control of the car and it knocked down a small telephone pole. The fall' ing pole snapped a fire hydrant and the ensuing torrent flooded the basement of a nearby house. The wood' pecker died in the excitement. John Castle used to regard a cigarette as man's best friend. But since a cigarette shot him, he isn't sure. He placed a lighted butt on a window ledge near a .22 calibre bullet. Heat from the burning stub exploded the cartridge and physicians dug the bullet out of Castle's shoulder. He now smokes a pipe. Likewise, Harold Raebush, a farmer of Scotia, Illinois, has lost his faith in pigs since one of his own porkers put a lead slug through him. Raebush leaned his .22 rifle against the barn. A pig came along, poked at the trigger with his snout and the next thing Raebush knew he had been shot in the forearm. He enjoyed roast pork for his next Sunday dinner. And, speaking of rifles, here's the topper of all unusual rifle tales. Mar' celino Mareno of Saginaw, Michigan, was showing a friend how he had shot off one of his fingers at the second