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Flattery is an insult wrapped as a gift. A
Some people go through life standing it the complaint counter.
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There are now in the world, according o the French Academy, 2,796 languages, md even if you know them all, you won't >e able to understand the fans at a jockey game.
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j A proud man is like an egg. An egg is io full of itself that there is no room for mything else.
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Man is dust, and woman settles him. ▲
Laugh and the world laughs with you; i :hink and you will almost die from lone iomeness.
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It would be a great thing for the world f truth and honesty were advertised as nuch as cigarettes.
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1 When better cars are built, the backseat driver will be enclosed in a soundproof case.
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Life without humor is like an automo3ile without springs.
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An English newspaper columnist says :hat to him the front of an American car looks like a Japanese general with bad :ecth.
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It's admirable to fight for a principle, Dut be sure it's a principle, not a prejudice.
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Civilization is in a state in which man nas found hiring a lawyer the moral equivalent of physical assault.
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If you tickle the earth with a hoe, she laughs with a harvest.
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When, on the road or in an argument, lyou are seeing red, stop!!
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An authority says no two children are alike. Especially if one is yours and the other isn't.
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Million dollars: A sum that may be acquired by putting aside $122.55 out of one's salary every week for 80 years.
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Europe is a jigsaw puzzle with a peace missing.
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The natural man has only two primal passions: To be and to beget.
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Hula dance: Wild waist show. A
Lecture: A talk by which the notes of the professor become the notes of the student without passing through the minds of either.
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Courtesy is the quality that keeps a woman smiling when a departing guest stands at the open screen and lets flies in.
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