Swing (Jan-Dec 1950)

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Budget— 1950 Style IRAN ACROSS an ancient treatise called a budget that I purchased in a moment of lofty resolve around 1940. True, I gave it up after a short while, but I decided to compare it with a 1950 budget. So here is my budget for a family of five. Budget Items % of Income % of Income 1940 1950 Savings 10% Hah! Food 18% 50% Shelter 22% "Now here is a nice little post-war cottage for $18,500!" Clothing 17% "This old '41 topcoat holds up well, doesn't it?" Operating Expenses 20% 50% Pet Luxuries 5% One round steak per month Hobbies 3% Trying to pay for one round steak. Advancement 5% Hunh? Totals. .100% .100% — Aubrey G. Loc\hart A man who was fond of playing practical jokes, sent a friend a telegram, charges collect, which read: "I am perfectly well." About a week later, the joker received a heavy package on which he was required to pay a large express charge. Opening it he found a big block of concrete on which was pasted this message: "This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind." W " —Ed Bauer, TWA Skylinw Last season during the progress of an opera in New York, the star became suddenly ill. His place was taken by a young and unknown tenor, who received little applause from the bored audience. However, at one tense point in the performance, the young tenor's six-year-old son, seated near the front stood up in his seat in his enthusiasm and called out in a loud voice, "Bravo, Daddy! That was swell!" There was a moment of silence, then the audience cheered the startled father in encore after encore. A woman bought a car after visiting eight showrooms. Asked how she finally decided, she said: "I walked into the showroom with a sore finger which was bandaged, and this salesman was the only one who asked me about it and seemed sympathetic." — Slim Barnard, Los Angeles Examiner. A Watching an inebriated man try without success to unlock the door to his house, a policeman asked if he could handle the key for him. "No, thanks," the man replied, "I can hold the key — you hold the house."