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tFriendship costs least in money and ikes most in profits.
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iWe heard recently of a woman who tained a divorce because her husband uldn't come to dinner.
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Women's hats and pocketbooks become tiques after one appearance in public. ▲
It used to be that a spy had to wear six iguises; now he's supposed to look like : "common man." It used to be that a od candidate for president had to look e the "common man"; now he's got to :ar six disguises.
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The value of a Saturday night date dends on the law of supply and demand. ▲
Some books with an unhappy ending — eck books.
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Fool-proof guns and hole-proof hosiery nain facts until the fool and the hole pear.
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The man who is satisfied with himself too frequently a disappointment to his ends.
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;Men are as old as they act; women as $i as they look. Either may be older. A
Scientists report a new way of analyzing te human breath in six minutes. Some jves can make a rough analysis in two jronds.
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I A preacher, who is paid for it, does not leach all the time, but some women who le not paid for it do.
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Man has made so many laws that he )ght to find it easy to keep the Ten jmmandments.
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The girl who is wise should never give young man a lock of her hair. She may tide to change the color of it. A
I Constant use of friends always wears em out.
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As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
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The most disillusioned girls are those who married because they were tired of working.
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Blessed are they who were not satisfied to let well enough alone. All the progress the world has made we owe to them. A
Time wasted is existence; used, it's life. A
When a man starts thinking his wife doesn't understand him, he usually picks a pretty girl as an interpreter.
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Next to being shot at and missaJ, nothing is quite as satisfying as an irnfeie tax refund.
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At one time laziness was something for comment, but now even automobiles are shiftless.
Duties are the tasks we look forward to with distaste, perform with reluctance, and brag about ever after.