Swing (Feb-Dec 1951)

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312 When the Starlight Theatre Asso' ciation — the producing group — was formed last July, the founders decided there would be no archangels. Little angels, yes, but no big ones. The the' atre, they felt, belonged to the people, and if any individual were allowed to put up sufficient money to under' write a major share of the production costs, he or she might be inclined to dictate policies. That's how it was decided (and eventually achieved) to enroll some 700 Kansas City firms and individuals as guarantors for the 1951 season — to the tune of $200,000. Chosen as production director, Dick Berger surrounded himself with top drawer scenic designers, stage directors, managers, conductors, and tech' nicians. The singers and dancers who will appear in the musical productions are favorites in St. Louis, Louisville, Memphis and in other cities where an outdoor operatic season is firmly es' tabUshed. Almost the only unknown factor in the enterprise (aside from the weather) is how the people of Kansas City an<J, its tributary area will support the summer season. That's the two million dollar gamble. A middle-aged lady was chatting with a friend of hers. "I'm approaching the age of 40," she said. Her friend looked at her for a moment, then inquired: "From what direction, darling?" ▲ A six year old girl submitted the follow ing composition on "people" to her teacher: "People are composed of girls and boys, also men and women. Boys are no good at all until they grow up and get married. Men who don't get married are no good either. Boys are an awful bother. They want everything they see except soap. My ma is a woman, and my pa is a man. A woman is a grown up girl with children. My pa is such a nice man that I think he must have been a girl when he was a boy." ▲ A college graduate opened a store and it fizzled so badly he soon had to sell out. Some months later he visited the new proprietor and found the store was prospering. "How in the world did you do it?" he asked in great astonishment. "I have two college degrees and you have no education at all." "Very simple," was the answer. "I buy something for $1 and sell it for $2. I earn my 1 per cent profit and I'm satisfied." "Say, Doc, if there's anything wrong with me, don't give me a long scientific name. Say it so I can understand it." "Very well — you are lazy." "Gee, thanks. Now gimme the scientific name. I gotta report it to my boss." — Forest Echoes. "All Harry said was that he was an actor . . . how was I to know he meant a character actor?"