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Larry Ray Talks Sports
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The trolley was jam-packed but it stopped for one more passenger, a big woman, arms filled with packages, who rumbled through the players, stepping on feet and belting them in the ribs with her elbows.
As she headed for the rear of the car, one leather-lunged wit up front sang out: "Look out, fellows. Here come's Eichenlaub's mother."
FOLKS, if you want to see some fun get out to Blues Stadium, Friday, August 17 for "Radio Night." All year people have been telling me how much fun they had last year watching blindfolded ball players pushing wheelbarrows around the diamond. Or laughing as they saw players, who usually peg the ball with lightning speed, playing catch gin
gerly with fresh eggs β ever so daintily and gently! Those are two of the "fun features" for Radio Night again this year β along with a Catchers' Accuracy Contest in which the rival catchers attempt to peg the ball from home into a barrel on second base. And a Home Run Hitting Contest in which the best batters will swat the ball clear out of the park!
Two free trips to Havana, Cuba, via Braniff International Airways, with hotel rooms furnished at the world-famous Hotel Nacional, will be prizes in the Blues Baseball Puzzle Contest, now in progress. Pick up a puzzle at Blues Stadium (it has pictures of all the players, and compete for these fine vacation trips to be awarded Radio Night.
That's all for now. See you Radio Night!
Jack Gilford recalls a husband-wife duel in which the husband, about to lose his temper, warned, "Careful, you"ll bring out the beast in me!" "Go ahead!" sneered his wife. "Who's afraid of mice?"
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β Alfred RosenbeTg
"What damatic school did you attend?'
A man who had a fabulous fortune returned to his home town and called on an old buddy. The old buddy was determined, though, that he wasn't going to give the other the satisfaction of being impressed by his wealth.
"I got a limousine now with a chauffer," the returning native said.
"So what? Quite a few people got limousines with chauffers."
"You should see my house. It has fifty rooms and I have an 18-hole golf course."
"I heard of houses with 18-hole golf courses, too," said his buddy.
"Inside the house?"