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THE SAGE
When a girl begins to call you by your first name, it's really your last name she's after.
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Women's tears: the first successful fluid drive.
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My definition of an educated person is one who can concentrate on one subject for more than two minutes.
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Specialist: a doctor who has his patients trained to become ill only during his office hours. — Magazine Digest.
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Bore: one whose shortcoming is his long'Staying.
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Ah! If human beings only knew a little less and understood a little more! A
Modern fairy tales don't all begin "Once upon a time." Some of them start "I was in conference."
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A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you.
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He who finds diamonds must grapple in mud and mire because diamonds are not found in polished stones. They are made.
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"No, sir," she said, "my ears are not pierced; they are just bored."
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You may be able to make some people think you are younger than you really are, but you can't fool that hamburger sandwich just before bedtime.
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Co'ordination : Arguing a point until both sides are too tired to disagree. A
Allocation: Tug of war between those who "can't do without" and those who "absolutely have to have it."
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Short item: Something of which there was plenty until people thought there wasn't.
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Deflation: Archaic word; not in common usage.
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The origin of civilization was the determination of man not to do anything for himself that he could have done by others. A
If all of the civilian employees hired by the government were laid end to end, there wouldn't be enough people left standing to help them to their feet. A
Pray as though no work would help; and work as though no prayer would help. A
A scandal is something that has to be bad to be good.
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Work is something which when we have it we wish we didn't; when we don't have it we wish we did, and the object of most of it is to be able to afford not to do any some day.
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Physicians tell us thousands of people are overweight. Round figures, that is. A
A woman's promise to be on time carries a lot of wait.
"Fix me somethin' exotic."