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There are three kinds of lies: Hes, damned lies and statistics.
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Economy is a way of spending money without getting any fun out of it. — Chain Gang.
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Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgement. ▲
Inflation — In 1941 you went broke so you ate hamburger for a week. Now you eat hamburger for a week and go broke.
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A soft answer will prevent a lot of hard feeling.
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If you're wondering what happened to the old-fashioned girl, you'll probably find her at home with her husband.
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Few daughters nowadays get to use mother's wedding gown. Mom is still using it.
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There's a battle going on in every woman's purse. When her billfold says she can have dessert, her mirror says she can't.
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The baggage stickers of a Naples hotel read, "The almost in comfort and convenience."— The J^ew Tor\er.
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Beware when she starts stroking your hair. She's probably after your scalp.
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A paratrooper is a guy who has to pull strings to hold his job.
A wise husband buys his wife such fiai china that she won't trust him to wasli dishes.
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The silliest woman can manage a devei man; but it takes a very clever woman t>'\ manage a fool. — Kipling.
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Prohibition — A time when America wa dried and found wanting.
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I know a lady who loves talking i incessantly that she won't give an ecb fair play.
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Protect the birds: the dove brings pea«, and the stork brings exemptions. i A
Do not resent growing old. Many a denied the privilege.
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A man could retire nicely in his old aij if he could but sell his experience for wh i it cost him.
Habit is either the best of servants ^
the worst of masters. :
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All work and no plagiarism makes ^ dull speech.
It isn't necessary for a man to have 1 face lifted. If he waits patiently it \m grow up through his face.
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A small girl wrote in an essay on Parei that "The trouble with parents is tl when we get them they are so old, it's v« hard to change their habits."
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All things come to the other fellow you only sit and wait.
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A man who keeps his feet on the gro never gets hopping mad.
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The mink may be the only Ameri animal to lose an election since the phant.
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Not all the teeth put into laws th days are wisdom teeth.
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Bacteria: Rear end of a cafeteria. j